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Scenes from a Barstool Poetry night. 2014 SXSW. C-Boys. Austin, TX

Scenes from a Barstool Poetry night. 2014 SXSW. C-Boys. Austin, TX

 

Stay tuned for our next—and possibly last—Barstool Poetry event in Austin.

 

 


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From our sister site at 2degreesofBOB.com.


Tim-may!

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In honor of the Spurs’ NBA championship this week. Not exactly a barstool poem. But, hey, it’s a poem. And we love this guy. Class act.


public radio shout out

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One of our favorite radio stations in Austin, KUT, did a story about Barstool Poetry last week. Check it out here


don draper’s fork in the road

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another one from the wedding reception…

iDntNoItsImpldng

Translation:

I don’t know, it’s imploding
I thought it was a match
it started on [a] motel…..
But now it seems like
a scratch….
Don’t be so stubborn…
Tell them who is a
loved one….


i went to a wedding this weekend and a barstool poem broke out

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As far as I can tell, it went something like this:

fuck it, i’m done
Your eyes are roaming and i’m in
Sonoma. I want to go home-a.
I feel so alone-a.
I’ve been nothing but loving
and I’m tired of wondering.
You have eyes that are unfaithful
as if you’re waiting for the date [who]
will rock your world.
Which is what I’ve been trying
to do — but you think you’re too good.

 

 

 


twisted mister

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


bitter at bennigan’s

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


illegible

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


nerd fantasy

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


haiku? not quite

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


sick kitty

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


6th street nipple shot

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


short & suite

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


a word from the help

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


stinky kate

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


suitable

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


stranger in a suit jacket

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


swarthy dancer

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


rasta boy

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


ass ho

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


cab haiku

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


spiritual south-by

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


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