Your title. My poem. My title. Your poem.

Barstool Poems

stranger in a suit jacket

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


swarthy dancer

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


rasta boy

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


ass ho

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


cab haiku

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


spiritual south-by

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


a hard woman is good to find

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


head in the clouds

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


frustrated outsider

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


movin’ on

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


this won’t hurt a bit

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


show tunes & bong hits

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


the old pest

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Another one from our Heroku event during SXSW last month. C-Boy’s. Austin, TX. March 2014.


afternoon delight

Heroku1During the first Sunday of SXSW we were hired to facilitate a little Barstool Poetry action by an app hosting company called Heroku. For the rest of the month we’ll be posting the poems that were written that night a C-Boy’s, the newly refurbished South Congress bar that was known as Trophy’s when it appeared in Slacker way back when. Thanks to Sara at Heroku for making this happen.


blind & brokenhearted

appleOfMyEar

J. Sloan’s. West Hollywood, CA. 5/00


cruel karaoke

WhosInCharge?

J. Sloan’s. West Hollywood, CA. 1/97


easy, tex

OhPearlsnap

The Ginger Man. Austin, TX. 4/13


ode to a dead heartthrob

StealTheFuneral

Violet Crown Social Club. Austin, TX. 11/13


mixed signals

MindSaysYes

S.F. Saloon. West L.A., CA. Circa ’92.


big momma

FlatFatMomma

Violet Crown Social Club. Austin, TX. 9/13


a night out with cousin kyle’s posse (part 5)

Lemonheads&Beers

Señor Gomez’s Courtyard. Simi Valley, CA. 12/11


indulgence

IsItSoBad2indule

Gourmands. Austin, TX. 4/13


classy ass

elegantFannies

Mugshots. Austin, TX. 4/13


the truth…sort of

AbsolutelyTrue

Gourmands. Austin, TX. 2/13