Maxim

NEARLY 7 YEARS AFTER THAT FATEFUL FIRST NIGHT IN WEST L.A., I SOLD A STORY TO MAXIM ON

“the greatest idea ever for meeting women in bars.”

That’s Rose McGowan and a blurb for my article –

“Any Woman, Any Time” – on the March ‘99 cover.

Somehow a creative tsunami of Barstool Poetry

never quite washed across America. Yet.