At a recent family gathering in Yucaipa, CA, Cousin Bill drunkenly suggested we do an audio version of Barstool Poetry (The Early Years: 1992-2000). “Nobody reads books anymore!” he laughed. While we hope he’s wrong about that, the audio book sounded like a great idea. So we’ve decided to record 169 different people reading all 169 poems. Yesterday we recorded Julie Z. reading a barstool poem of her choice. This is the poem she chose. Apologies to Drew B.